We’ve all seen it: someone goes skydiving, spills their coffee, or adopts a turtle—and suddenly, it’s a lesson in B2B sales on LinkedIn.

Now it’s your turn. In this game, you’re handed a completely random, non-business topic—like “jumping rope” or “eating spaghetti”—and you have 45 seconds to turn it into the kind of deep, heartfelt B2B metaphor that would go viral in a sea of corporate buzzwords.

The more dramatic and unrelated, the better.
Because if everything is a lesson in B2B sales… let’s really test that theory.