Data hath never sounded so divine. In this dramatic game, the guest is presented with a real chart or dataset—and must deliver a heartfelt, Shakespeare-style sonnet inspired by the numbers. But fear not: the quill work is done by an LLM, which transforms cold hard data into flowery iambic verse. All the guest must do is perform the monologue with the passion of a lovesick bard… or at least give it a noble try.