Why yes, I am interested in your unique revenue-generating opportunity…said no one ever…except you!

In this Mad Libs–style game, guests craft a completely unhinged response to a real cold sales email—by filling in blanks with random, ridiculous words. Once the masterpiece is complete, Josh sends it as an actual reply to the original sales pitch.

It’s chaotic. It’s cathartic. It’s the professional autoresponder no one asked for—but everyone deserves.